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Above: The Hip and Bale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
Hip and Bale's Treenest
March 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
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