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The Hip and Bale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary
Hip and Bale's Treenest
June 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined family reunions
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing before breakfast.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Driver must be at least 57" tall.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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