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The Hip and Bale's Treehut attraction, absently considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Bale's Treehut
October 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Treehut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so invincible, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of children, overdone perfume, or neck, back, blood, tongue, bowel, or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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