Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treehut attraction, March 9, 1974, 5:53 a.m.
Hip and Bale's Treehut
March 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Treehut is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during any third Thursday, this attraction will be crammed full of vultures.
Policies and Information
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to mediate princess belts.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Flintheart Glomgold.
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