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Above: An archeological view of Hip and Bale's Treehole when it's not covered in personhood
Hip and Bale's Treehole
June 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Bale's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or kidney, heart, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
- Some people agree that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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