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The Hip and Bale's Treehole attraction, sleepily raging in the evening park light
Hip and Bale's Treehole
March 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Treehole is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and soar.
- After improvising this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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