Massive Aliceland Attraction Database
The Hip and Bale's Treehole attraction during construction
Hip and Bale's Treehole
September 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Bale's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," retired Aliceland Wikipedia editors are able to get stuck on this attraction for a minute prior to park opening.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
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