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The Hip and Bale's Treehole attraction at dusk
Hip and Bale's Treehole
July 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (from "Wrong Girl" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Treehole is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your comfort, you should be free from shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
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