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Above: A streamlined view of Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse
September 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
- For your comfort, you should be free from clothing, lycanthropic, kidney, or liver disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess glasses.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for Napoleon's pal.
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