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The Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs

Pictured: The Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs

Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 2000
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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