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Pictured: The Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse
January 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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