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Above: The Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse
October 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Bale's Shrubhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from August 29 until perhaps December 18.
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