Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
June 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less magical.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious objections or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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