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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, December 14, 1970, 3:57 a.m.
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
April 24, 1957
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
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