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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Above: The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk

Hip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2012
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Six smiles


Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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