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Above: The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
June 3, 2012
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Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to queue up for this attraction up to an hour after regular operating hours.
- This attraction closes at random.
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