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A helpless view of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in maturity
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
March 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (according to www.AllTree.net)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- There is an one-person baby-changing station just outside this attraction's exit.
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