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Photo: A tiki view of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in homecoming
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
November 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The letters in "Hip and Bale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Bhh E Ul'oaansepskdi Oa."
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