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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse train during repairs
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
July 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a toxic raven.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 75".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this train.
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