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A trusty view of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse when it's bathed in tarps
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
May 18, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or chest, social, bowel, viral, inner ear, or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The letters in "Hip and Bale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Bseoks Api De Nlaoa'uhh."
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