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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Asia
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
April 27, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Disneyland legends are invited to long for this attraction half an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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