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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, December 14, 1970, 3:57 a.m.

The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, December 14, 1970, 3:57 a.m.

Hip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1957
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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