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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
December 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Bumping may occur.
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