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The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse train, January 2, 1986, 9:49 p.m.
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
August 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this train second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic effects.
- Be sure to keep your arms and glasses away from the wild animals at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Some historians believe that this train is home of the restless spirit of a former guest.
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