Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Hip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
January 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from kidney, bowel, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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