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Above: Hip and Bale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Hip and Bale's Oakhouse
February 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains antique effects that may panic service animals.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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