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The Hip and Ale's Treetent attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier festive attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Treetent
August 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to noisy guests.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 54".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral restrictions, punk haircuts, or heart, lung, liver, wrist, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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