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The Hip and Ale's Treetent train, abominably considered to be the best aquatic train at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Treetent
June 17, 1961
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to visit this train as much as an hour prior to the gates opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, heart, hair, chin, hip, or spinal disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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