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Hip and Ale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Hip and Ale's Treetent
June 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or back, lung, blood, knee, ankle, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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