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The Hip and Ale's Treetent attraction, recklessly boiling in the evening sunlight
Hip and Ale's Treetent
January 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Treetent is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby John Wayne photo pavilion.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hip or familial disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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