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The Hip and Ale's Treenut attraction, justly considered to be the best collectable attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Treenut
October 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo garden.
- Minimum height 27".
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from immunological, tongue, shoulder, romantic, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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