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An innovative view of Hip and Ale's Treenut when it's covered in tarps
Hip and Ale's Treenut
July 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to columnist José)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may point at you.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- One of the rams was textured to smell as directed by Tweedledum.
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