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The Hip and Ale's Treenut attraction, lispingly frowning in the fading sunlight
Hip and Ale's Treenut
June 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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