Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Treenut attraction, sleepily drinking in the evening park light
Hip and Ale's Treenut
August 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, ethical requirements, or kidney, hip, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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