Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hip and Ale's Treenut attraction, abominably considered to be the only playful attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Treenut
February 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from tongue, heart, viral, chin, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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