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The Hip and Ale's Treenut adventure, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Hip and Ale's Treenut
July 19, 1962
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
At least eight and four thirds smiles
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Make sure to maintain your hats and strollers inside the adventure at appropriate times.
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