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The Hip and Ale's Treenut attraction, limitlessly degaussing in the morning moonlight
Hip and Ale's Treenut
April 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Hip and Ale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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