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Image: The Hip and Ale's Treenest attraction at night
Hip and Ale's Treenest
March 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- After sailing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more stimulating.
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