Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Treenest attraction, April 26, 1960, 2:26 p.m.
Hip and Ale's Treenest
February 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and notes within the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from August 31 until something like December 5.
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