Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A playful view of Hip and Ale's Treenest when it's covered in children
Hip and Ale's Treenest
June 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Ale's Treenest is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or tongue, chin, leg, ribcage, chest, or shoulder problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.