Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Treenest attraction, April 28, 1963, 6:63 p.m.
Hip and Ale's Treenest
August 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- On its first month after opening, the Hip and Ale's Treenest almost was forgotten.
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