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A scientific view of Hip and Ale's Treenest when it's bathed in darkness
Hip and Ale's Treenest
March 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Hip and Ale's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains antique scenes.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from May 10 to August 22.
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