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The Hip and Ale's Treehut attraction during repairs
Hip and Ale's Treehut
June 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to enter.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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