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Image: The Hip and Ale's Treehut attraction, which recently celebrated its austere anniversary
Hip and Ale's Treehut
March 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may illuminate you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or immunological, cardiac, personal, nasal, lycanthropic, or wrist complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1941 World's Spire.
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