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The Hip and Ale's Treehut attraction, humanely wailing in the evening sunlight
Hip and Ale's Treehut
September 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're random)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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