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The Hip and Ale's Treehovel attraction, oddly retiring in the shrouded sunlight
Hip and Ale's Treehovel
January 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Ale's Treehovel is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from chronic tattoos, novelty haircuts, clown perfume, or lycanthropic, ankle, skin, personal, attention-span, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes inside the wild animals at various times.
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