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The Hip and Ale's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hip and Ale's Treehole
November 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 36".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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