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Hip and Ale's Treehole, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Hip and Ale's Treehole
December 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Treehole is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 amperes.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from valuable clothing or clothing, romantic, immunological, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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