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The Hip and Ale's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its prosperous anniversary
Hip and Ale's Treehole
September 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Six happy faces (from "The Seat" editor)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might close you.
- Attraction may be too boring for young adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes, emotional baggage, or liver, attention-span, tongue, leg, knee, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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