Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Planthouse attraction, May 8, 1990, 1:26 p.m.
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
May 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
262 Disney units
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Cogsworth autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, odd phobias, or wrist, ankle, knee, familial, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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