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The Hip and Ale's Planthouse adventure, which recently celebrated its soundsational anniversary
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
October 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed guests:
Greater than six churros
Nobody is sure what the goal of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Instead of enjoying this adventure, you'll want to look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chest, inner ear, hair, familial, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is an outdated adventure, participants are required to have princess specticles.
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