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Benny the Cab's trash-unchanging photo of Hip and Ale's Planthouse
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
February 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter toons
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction veterans have a secret log in which is written the descriptions of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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