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Above: Pegleg Pete's car-pushing photo of Hip and Ale's Planthouse
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
September 6, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to have themed glasses.
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