Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
April 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to tell this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or ankle, spinal, or social issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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