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The Hip and Ale's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
Hip and Ale's Planthouse
January 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Hip and Ale's Planthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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