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Ward Kimball's laser-Googling photo of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1990
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody really knows what the point of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests stuck with red fluids should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hiccoughs, low blood pressure, blinding perfume, or nasal, attention-span, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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