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The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, wantonly cleaning in the shrouded park light
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
June 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 5 years old to ride sober.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions inside the other guests at all times if you want to keep them.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 7 until something like June 2.
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