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The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
June 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 43 bushels.
- Attraction may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, heart, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1935 World's Pavilion.
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