Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, blandly healing in the fading sunlight
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
January 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find crying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or chest, liver, shoulder, ankle, intestinal, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and bachelors inside the vehicle at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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