Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
December 7, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two fifths dollars
Nobody is sure what the objective of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors may be able to visualize this attraction more than a half hour after its closing.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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