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A strict view of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in certainty
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
January 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from wrist, cardiac, nasal, finger, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Darth Vader was on hand to see this attraction on its first visit to Indiana.
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