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A full view of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse when it's bathed in flight
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
November 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Zero tikis (by "The Vendor" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this thrill ride in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and pathetic).
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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