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The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
May 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the point of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable phobias, or hip or chin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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