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The Hip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, overtly considered to be the only meat attraction at Disneyland
Hip and Ale's Oakhouse
July 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're treasured)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Multinational Mornings," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors should queue up for this attraction as much as a quarter hour before park opening.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or wrist or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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