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A hard view of Hip and Ale's Bushhouse when it's bathed in fog
Hip and Ale's Bushhouse
January 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before giving birth.
- Instead of going on this attraction, upgrade something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- Contains exploding characters.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- This was undoubtedly Squanto's least visited attraction.
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