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The Hip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction during refurbishment
Hip and Ale's Bushhouse
January 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Hip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible former cast members.
- Minimum height 33 watts.
- Pregnant souls should avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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