Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
Above: Hip and Ale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of Fess Parker
Hip and Ale's Bushhouse
October 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Hip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Squantoland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
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