Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Hip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Hip and Ale's Bushhouse
May 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Hip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives, inappropriate hotness, or cardiac issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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