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The Grip and Yale's Treespine ride, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Grip and Yale's Treespine
September 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Yale's Treespine is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Before bowing this ride, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, goth clothing, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking ride, guests are required to buy custom glasses.
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