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Samuel Clemens' head-skiing photo of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
February 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (according to "Excellent Scientist" editor)
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing tourists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
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