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Above: The Grip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, adventurously considered to be the premier lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
October 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half plusses
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Chutes," Disneyland honeymooners might try to experience this attraction as much as an hour after its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Synchronized with a 1961 reopening, new jokes were jazzed up in the entrance display.
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