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Above: The Grip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely hula-ing in the shrouded sunlight
Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
January 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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