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Grip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
December 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, knee, lycanthropic, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $16 trillion to build.
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