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The Grip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Grip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Grip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 2008
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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