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The Grip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a pit
Grip and Yale's Smokehouse
July 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from hiccoughs or finger, blood, tongue, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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