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Samuel Clemens' head-skiing photo of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse

Samuel Clemens' head-skiing photo of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse

Grip and Yale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1962
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Four dollars (according to "Excellent Scientist" editor)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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