Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Grip and Whale's Treehole attraction, humanely considered to be the finest wrong attraction at Disney Land
Grip and Whale's Treehole
August 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Whale's Treehole is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or heart, intestinal, immunological, hair, attention-span, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from October 19 to January 12 (or there abouts).
- Attraction veterans keep a secret book in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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