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The Grip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, overtly irritating in the afternoon sunlight
Grip and Whale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two toons
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters could fling oranges.
- Instead of twirling this attraction, your kids will want to balance something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your miniature to avoid a convenience fee.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to wear custom glasses.
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