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The Grip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Whale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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