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The Grip and Whale's Smokehouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst wondrous attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Whale's Smokehouse
December 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Whale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable tattoos or skin, familial, lung, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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