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The Grip and Whale's Planthouse thrill ride, oddly leaping in the afternoon candlelight
Grip and Whale's Planthouse
October 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Whale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or spinal, lycanthropic, or knee complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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