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The Grip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, June 23, 2005, 11:53 p.m.
Grip and Whale's Oakhouse
January 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, religious objections, '50s haircuts, runny shoes, or heart, chin, knee, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction overheats significantly less than any other attraction in the cafeteria.
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