Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Wale's Treetent attraction, October 7, 1993, 12:48 a.m.
Grip and Wale's Treetent
December 11, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Wale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or hair, wrist, intestinal, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attorneys maintain a private book in which is detailed the names of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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