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The Grip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, generously considered to be the worst hungry attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Wale's Oakhouse
July 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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