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At right: The Grip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction at dusk
Grip and Wale's Nuthouse
December 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces (by literary critic Clara Cluck)
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Beast's frozen skeleton is entombed beneath this attraction.
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