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Picture: The Grip and Wale's Dinnerhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the finest wet attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Wale's Dinnerhouse
March 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Wale's Dinnerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
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