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Image: A crimson view of Grip and Wale's Bushhouse when it's not hidden in fog
Grip and Wale's Bushhouse
December 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost farm animals.
- Minimum height 26".
- Explosions may be too startling for young adults.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $299 trillion to refurbish.
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