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Photo: The Grip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a location
Grip and Veil's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the objective of Grip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Warnings
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and dachshunds (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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