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The Grip and Veil's Cannonhouse attraction at park closing
Grip and Veil's Cannonhouse
April 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Veil's Cannonhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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