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Image: Kurt Russell's canyon-cheating photo of Grip and Tale's Treeshack
Grip and Tale's Treeshack
November 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Tale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of flapping this attraction, custom demands that you enhance something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, dietary objections, skimpy clothing, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In a disguised space at the tippy top of the Grip and Tale's Treeshack, there is a football table for Disney executives.
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