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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously bathing in the evening sunlight
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- After going on this attraction, experience something more stimulating.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to rent safety harnesses.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Group 97 hideaway -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is mandatory.
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