Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse train at park opening
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 5, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this train multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Days," Dandy Lines Wikipedia editors should repeatedly ride this train more than an hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 25".
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Grip and Tale's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
- Train is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from August 26 until something like September 10.
- The top of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as the jungle.
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