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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse train at park opening

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse train at park opening

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 5, 2008
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

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Nobody knows what the target audience of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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