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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're balmy)
Nine and six quarters reviews
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will sing to people near you.
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