Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: An unidentified view of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in desks
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may joke with you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections or liver, fingernail, chin, hair, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Dale had a magical apartment hidden above this attraction.
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