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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of a tavern
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this experience multiple times.
- After terrifying this experience, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different aura.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland cast members can't visit this experience less than a half hour preceeding its closing.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this experience.
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