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Image: Grip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Potato Head
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 29, 1982
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom pants.
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