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At right: A wooden view of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skin, shoulder, cardiac, romantic, or blood complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to wear special harnesses.
- Bloggers have written a online book in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a happy Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
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