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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1962
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're balmy)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine and six quarters reviews

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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