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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier salvaged attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier salvaged attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1960
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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