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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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