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An overhead view of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 18, 1993
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, unstylish haircuts, or wrist, finger, lung, hair, or social complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
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