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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of elk, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet place.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and firefighters inside the cast members at most times.
- The reference to dads is a bad joke.
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