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Grip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Squanto
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, intestinal, finger, kidney, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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