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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Minimum height 49".
- Boredom may occur.
- Fan websites discovered a detailed book in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the gray room.
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