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A fast view of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Be sure to keep your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Marty Sklar was once seen enjoying this dark ride.
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