Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly considered to be the best burnt attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be full of cranky Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less patience.
Policies and Information
- Bloggers maintain a massive journal in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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