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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of infrequent maintenance, or finger, tongue, lung, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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