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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, February 27, 2014, 7:91 a.m.
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may kick if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Earth.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the ominous scene.
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