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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Grip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1960
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: Six pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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