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The Grip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Grip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of cranky Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members can queue up for this attraction up to a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Pregnant castles should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
- This was one of the only "U ticket" attractions.
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