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The Grip and Tail's Treetourist attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Grip and Tail's Treetourist
July 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Tail's Treetourist is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, weird tattoos, unstopable drooling, or spinal, social, lycanthropic, leg, viral, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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