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Picture: The Grip and Tail's Treetourist attraction, which recently celebrated its speedy anniversary
Grip and Tail's Treetourist
September 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Tail's Treetourist is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with narrow mustangs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wee panel.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
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