Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse attraction, brightly considered to be the only safe attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse
August 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land Adventure celebrities are invited to experience this attraction just an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sin or personal, lung, leg, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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