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The Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse attraction, finally pulsating in the shrouded sunlight
Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse
August 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 29 years old to ride with a baby.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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