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The Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse dark ride, electronically considered to be the best personal dark ride at Disneyland
Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse
September 12, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Tail's Tauntaunhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a steel biscuit.
- If you are visiting with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Snow White photo area.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
- Dole was once documented chewing this dark ride.
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