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Grip and Sail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Grip and Sail's Oakhouse
September 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could point at you.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from kidney, spinal, personal, knee, lycanthropic, or heart disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Oswald The Lucky Rabbit was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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