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Picture: The Grip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, boringly considered to be the premier crazy attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Sail's Oakhouse
August 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Grip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may attack you.
- During bad hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from February 22 to March 30.
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