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The Grip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the best private attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Sail's Oakhouse
March 26, 2009
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Attorneys have a secret log in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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