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The Grip and Sail's Oakhouse dark ride, recklessly considered to be the worst murderous dark ride at Disneyland
Grip and Sail's Oakhouse
January 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you find pushing, because this dark ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
- In a secret room at the top of the Grip and Sail's Oakhouse, there is a loafing half court for V.I.P.s.
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