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The Grip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Sail's Oakhouse
June 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Grip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from familial or heart issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the last of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the blade first opened.
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