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Above: A fast view of Grip and Sail's Nuthouse when it's covered in children
Grip and Sail's Nuthouse
June 29, 2001
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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