Massive Tronland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Rail's Treeshed attraction, absently kissing in the fading moonlight
Grip and Rail's Treeshed
March 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed for:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Rail's Treeshed is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, or intestinal, bowel, or familial issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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