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Above: The Grip and Rail's Treehovel attraction at midday
Grip and Rail's Treehovel
November 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Grip and Rail's Treehovel is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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