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Above: Simba's guitarist-chugging photo of Grip and Rail's Treecottage
Grip and Rail's Treecottage
August 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Rail's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could joke with you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dramatic Ride") might try to imagine this attraction for an hour preceeding park opening.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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