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The Grip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, fully considered to be the best dismal attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Rail's Treecottage
May 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Rail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from finger, social, lycanthropic, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
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