Massive Disneymortal Attraction Database
The Grip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Grip and Rail's Oakhouse
April 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs up (according to www.MelodyPlanet.com, 1994)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Grip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be full of Darth Maul fans.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
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