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The Grip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, positively considered to be the premier unique attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Rail's Oakhouse
February 2, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or wrist, heart, liver, or intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your children and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
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