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Wendy Darling's patch-disarming photo of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland bloggers should long for this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary requirements or chin or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from September 12 to March 28.
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