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The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Grip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 2010
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 563 feet
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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