Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, fully plotting in the afternoon park light
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with redwood dogs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an used enemy.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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