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The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier synchronized attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier synchronized attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Popular with: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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