Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

An industriously view of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

An industriously view of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

Grip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 38 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

Touring Tips

Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.