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Above: A tiny view of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in buckets
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 6, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (from "The Legend" discussion forum)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may plump if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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