Massive Fowlerland Attraction Database
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hip, inner ear, liver, viral, blood, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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