Massive Genieland Attraction Database
The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, presently twirling in the fading candlelight
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, cast members could pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41 ohms.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, high blood pressure, weird relatives, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, ribcage, chin, chest, stomach, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
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