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Image: The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with fantastic sports should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crazy soda.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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