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Pictured: The Grip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, justly performing in the afternoon sunlight
Grip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (according to cast member Dewey)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from November 21 until perhaps December 19.
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