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A tiny view of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in buckets

Above: A tiny view of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in buckets

Grip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 2000
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Two Walts (from "The Legend" discussion forum)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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