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Image: The Grip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly chanting in the morning park light
Grip and Quail's Oakhouse
April 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Grip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant cacti will probably want to ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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