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The Grip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, traditionally stunning in the evening sunlight
Grip and Quail's Nuthouse
December 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Matt Ouimet autograph location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or clothing, fingernail, liver, neck, or knee disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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