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The Grip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction during repairs
Grip and Quail's Nuthouse
March 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may linger if you don't let them.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for adults.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or shoulder, tongue, finger, hair, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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