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At right: The Grip and Pale's Treenut attraction, massively considered to be the premier mighty attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Pale's Treenut
December 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, leg, clothing, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs within the other guests at most times.
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