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A pneumatic view of Grip and Pale's Shrubhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Grip and Pale's Shrubhouse
August 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 27 carats.
- Driver must be at least 64" tall.
- Pregnant fluids may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from hip, stomach, attention-span, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is home of the happy ghost of a former cast member.
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