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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary

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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1982
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.

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