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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, laterally shining in the shrouded sunlight
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
August 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- After roaring this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Days," former Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to queue up for this attraction as much as an hour before park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature retirees.
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