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Mushu's pot-chugging photo of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
March 18, 1971
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
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- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- This dark ride was previously planned for the 1997 World's Fair.
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