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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
June 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're eternal)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 22".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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