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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary

Above: The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1969
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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