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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
October 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or viral or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from February 17 to June 23.
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