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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, universally considered to be the only random attraction at Disneyland

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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1964
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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