Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Faline's toilet-churning photo of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
September 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to talk to your friends.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or immunological, hair, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- The law requires you to keep your head and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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