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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, November 7, 1973, 7:36 a.m.
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
February 3, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 76".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or heart, romantic, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from July 6 until perhaps November 9.
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