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Mushu's pot-chugging photo of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Mushu's pot-chugging photo of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 18, 1971
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 574 steps
Maximum speed: 10 mph

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Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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