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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
June 29, 2006
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and pathetic).
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from November 26 until perhaps January 9.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the film was built.
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