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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction at dusk

The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction at dusk

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 116 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Three princesses

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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