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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1960
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're eternal)
Designed for: Girls

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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