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An overcrowded view of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
July 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- For your benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, runny makeup, or finger, bowel, neck, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains antique scenes.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In 1973, this attraction was rethemed to tone down scenes that could be viewed as unmagical.
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