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Photo: Monsanto's computer-waiting photo of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
August 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will pick on your party.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny makeup or knee, heart, liver, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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