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The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the best steep attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, invisibly considered to be the best steep attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1961
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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