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Image: The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, universally considered to be the only random attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
August 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can repeatedly ride this attraction up to an hour before park opening.
- Minimum height 39".
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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