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An overcrowded view of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

An overcrowded view of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse when it's not bathed in tarps

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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