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Above: The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its musical anniversary
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
April 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider thrilling this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, dietary restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, leg, inner ear, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a future attraction.
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