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Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Elvis

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse, a favorite attraction of Elvis

Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 2006
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.

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