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Below: The Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse attraction at night
Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse
May 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Grip and Pale's Newsiehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Clara Cluck photo location.
- Some historians report that this attraction is home of the disturbed haunt of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a shadowy Mickey when you visit the exit shop.
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