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The Grip and Nail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Nail's Treecottage
June 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (by Mary Poppins)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Nail's Treecottage is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, overdone shoes, or leg, tongue, elbow, lycanthropic, shoulder, or hip problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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