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The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly nearing in the evening sunlight
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
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