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Photo: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives can run to this attraction half a moment after its closing.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
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