Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 7, 1963
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will sing to your party.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo garden.
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