Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier goofy attraction at Disney Land
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1985
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Favored by: Millionaires
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
Touring Tips
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disney Land V.I.P.s can experience this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park opening.
Policies and Information
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to wear custom plants.
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