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The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature wimps.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from October 20 until something like April 7.
- The detective was sculpted by Marc Davis.
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