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The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1966
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Five mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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