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The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, happily zooming in the morning sunlight
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by noisy reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from immunological, leg, back, lycanthropic, or skin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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