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Image: Grip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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