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Pictured: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
Eight and a fraction magics
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to incinerate something that doesn't involve streetcars.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 50".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53 furlongs (while balancing a trolley on your head) tall.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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