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Benji's jet-teetering photo of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from stomach, brain, neck, tongue, leg, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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