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At right: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse dark ride at midday
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by standing, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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