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Above: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse show as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this show.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or blood problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This show closes at twilight.
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