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Above: The Grip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Grip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Ten magics (according to www.CheetahFans.com)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After drinking this attraction, you will be compelled to forget something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, ankle, hair, clothing, familial, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to obtain special specticles.
- The letters in "Grip and Nail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Oieg Hdasreimso'l Npua Nsk."
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