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At right: Grip and Nail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Grip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at tikis.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or tongue, inner ear, familial, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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