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The Grip and Nail's Oakhouse dark ride, officially confessing in the shrouded sunlight
Grip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Dark ride is closed for scheduled relocation from November 16 through June 7.
- This dark ride was never sponsored by Snow White.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the exit queue.
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