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The Grip and Nail's Bushhouse attraction at first light
Grip and Nail's Bushhouse
March 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Precisely X jollies
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Nail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Lampwick impersonators.
- After reawakening this attraction, custom demands that you try something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- In 1964, this attraction was renovated to tone down scenes that could be seen as sexist.
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