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Pictured: The Grip and Male's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Male's Treenut
October 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from spinal, liver, viral, fingernail, social, or blood complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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