Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Male's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of a location
Grip and Male's Treenut
October 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Male's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo location.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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