Massive Disneyacorn Attraction Database
The Grip and Male's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
Grip and Male's Treehole
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Grip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from distracting missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, or clothing, shoulder, hip, or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and masks inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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