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Pictured: The Grip and Male's Penhouse attraction, nostalgically washing in the shrouded candlelight
Grip and Male's Penhouse
December 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Male's Penhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to Fred Salmonpants fans.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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