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Picture: The Grip and Male's Penhouse attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Grip and Male's Penhouse
September 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Grip and Male's Penhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from stomach, fingernail, liver, or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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