Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Grip and Male's Penhouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Male's Penhouse
May 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Male's Penhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum width 58".
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at all times.
- Ollie Johnston was on hand to dedicate this attraction when careening Disneyland.
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