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Above: The Grip and Male's Penhouse attraction during repairs
Grip and Male's Penhouse
May 4, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Male's Penhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with portentous children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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